Friday 17 December 2010

Koln - Dusseldorf, no Umlauts

The subtitle for this may be ... when does an airport have free wi-fi and when does it not?

Glasgow was useless, in Manchester is has has taken twenty minutes to sign up for thirty minutes free, how generous... Hector feels a new stand alone Blog being set up.

Anyway, the challenge is to meet first of all Clive and Maggie at Dusseldorf Flughafen and then Dr Stan and Jonathan at some place in downtown Dusseldorf. No doubt a Bier or ten will be part of the evening's entertainment. At 0.25ml a serving this will not be too much of an indulgence.

Whilst Hector sits at Manchester, Clive is worried about the snow at Gatwick. The FlyBe flight to Frankfurt has just been cancelled,the next Blog entry will reveal the outcome. The Gluhwein is calling.

Hector's 'plane took off 30 mins late, one hour thirty minutes to Düsseldorf, or Duuusseldorf as the Flybe people call it...where are my Umlauts?

Clive announced he has a gate, Hector arrived in Düsseldorf at a remote stand and then had to queue to get passed the Controlle, crap.
Ah, Clive has texted to say that 'Comfortably Numb' was playing , as it had been at Glasgow: a Prog Airline? Bernard, eat your heart out!

It came to pass that Clive and Maggie were re-routed to Köln and so never did appear at Düsseldorf, where they had a room booked.
Dr Stan declined his invitation to the north and blamed some dodgy trains. In the end end, Hector and Jonathan made a rendezvous at Uerige and the Hector thirst became a prominent feature.
Now Jonathan had been in town for a few hours. Jonathan had his day planned. Hector arranged a Bier at Uerige at 22.35, I was there on time, where was my Bier?











Jonathan had a space at table. One guy knew we were Scottish, it took another to create conversation. He was a sailor.

'I have sailed around the Hebrides, to the north, through Scapa Flow..'

Hector could not contain himself: Jonathan was appalled..

'Did your Boot sink?'



'No, it was not a warship...' Now he mentioned it first..





Saturday

A new hotel was a feature if this trip. Hotel Engelbert, Engelbertstrasse.
Two stops from the Hauptbahnhof in the out of town direction. The U75 towards D-Eller, or is that Eder, no way! There was an adequate Fruhstuck but no Jonathan, and he is my driver today.

Loadsa snow

Düsseldorf becomes a suburb very quickly, the roads were slippy, but after a tour we found the Autobahn. Half an hour later we are negotiating the streets of Köln. The car is parked and then Jonathan and I lose each other.


The walk to Christophstrasse and the search for Hotel Colonia., another new hotel.

A coffee on arrival was certainly appreciated. Two floors up, Jonathan is three up, oops.
Where are the power points in the room? A double room, fine. There is Wi-fi!

Now for a Curry-Heute – the meal at The Govindam is Blogged on the sister site.

Hector joined Clive, Maggie and Dr Stan at our usual rendezvous Gluhwein hut outside the Gaffel Haus.Jonathan joined us and we moved down towards Heumarkt where the quality of Gluhwein was decidedly better.




There was a Pfand


The Pfand on the Rhein is mine all mine.
Pfand enchanted evening.
Pfand on the run.

The party was getting into full swing. Stopping at the ice rink briefly we found another hut at the end of the market. The sun was setting and so it was time to go to the Mediaeval Market. Clive and Maggie disappeared off to change hotels.






The market felt smaller than before. The Gluhwein was excellent but the pottery goblets were becoming very cold very quickly as the level of liquid dropped. Clive and Maggie returned. People were becoming very cold and hungry?








Muhlen to Fruh






The pit in Muhlen has been redesigned, it is much improved. We did the litre. We remembered Sion and so stopped in here. The sarcastic barman was on again, ah the German humour. The Fruh Keller was the final stop of the day. Didn't we do well?






Sunday

Hector can make no comment on the breakfast at Hotel Colonia, he never intended to make it. Another Curry-Heute for lunch was planned. Read about the visit to Bombay on the sister Blog.
When I joined the others at Heumarkt, Gluhwein was the last thing on my mind. The snow was becoming ridiculous, so we walked Reissdorf. I arrived first and selected table in the non-smoking side. The intake of alcohol was minimal today. Not even the litre at Reissdorf. A tram took us back to Heumarkt and we had dinner in Sunner washed down with less than a litre of their fine Kolsch.









We are tired and tomorrow will be another day of adventure. Will Weeze and Edinburgh airports both be open? What about Koln and Stansted?




Monday, the day of reckoning

Hector says farewell to Jonathan at Hotel Colonia and heads off to Köln Hbf. The train is late, but arrives 25 minutes early and leaves as soon as we are onboard, ah, the previous train!
This means I am at Krefeld in time to catch an earlier train which is also now late.
At Kevalaer there was no taxi bus to meet us nor any news of one. Some French had a number and an eight seater arrived, there was room for Hector.

Marg had phoned en-route, all should be well. At Weeze there was apparent mayhem: the security queue spilled out of the roped area towards the far wall where it turned back on itself and almost reached the starting point. The queue in effect was the length of the terminal.

How long?

Somehow I was on the other side in some 35 minutes. So this was an organised queue in the end. I did witness a chap who turned up too late for the check-in desk and had another name on his Boarding Card and was therefore refused entry. Just where do these people come from and what are their level of expectation?
In the ‘departure lounge’ there was a further throng. Spanish flights from the early morning were assembling for boarding. I managed to acquire a coffee, a Bockwurst a seat, but no Senf. I appear to have a flight and have confirmed it left Edinburgh 30 minutes late, not that the board here shows any late departure for us.

There is no public Wi-fi at Weeze, but on this day of chaos I am happy to have a 'plane.

Now how can one end this perfect day?



In the end my Edinburgh ‘plane took off some thirty minutes late. I was met in Edinburgh Airport and whisked off for a Curry-Heute at Yadgar!
Clive and Maggie were incommunicado again. They were delayed on the expensively purchased Germanwings flight to Stansted. On boarding they were further delayed due to a broken wheel. Then the ‘plane had stuck to the stand and had to be de-iced.
This meant they were so late back to Stansted, which is up in the north of England, allegedly, there was little transport to Crawley.
Hang on, a chap in an orange jacket asked if they were Gatwick bound. Serendipity or what? ‘Just say you are off the Thomson flight from the Maldives.’ So dressed in their finest warm clothes they boarded the bus and were taken to within a hop of their house.

What about Jonathan?

Tuesday

The man who suggested we all take the ferry to Hull from Zeebrugge… he was last reported broken down between Manchester and Hull on the M62 with no chance of getting home today, and even less chance of getting to Bradford for a Curry-Heute. He took refuge in Morecambe for the night.






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Monday 15 November 2010

The Long Weekend


Friday evening began with most of the Glasgow CAMRA members assembled at The Bon Accord for the Pub Of The Year Award (2010). Paul looks happy to have received this. Long may he receive many more such awards.

Angry Scene at Edinburgh Airport

An early rise on Saturday morning was not what Hector would have chosen. However Mr O’Leary insists that his flights to Germany are early morning affairs. Imagine Hector’s annoyance when a Doris dispatcher decided to challenge Marg on the size of her hand luggage. The farce that followed saw Marg open her bag, put on a cardigan, hand me the Daily mail and supplement, prove the bag fitted the ‘device’ and then repack her bag as it had been at the start. Meanwhile Hector was accusing the Doris of ‘theft’ when I am informed it should have been ‘extortion’. This bag has flown on numerous Ryanair flights. They were at it and they picked the wrong person to mess with- even when they did threaten to offload a very annoyed Hector.

Back in The Fatherland
Checking into the Altstadt Café at 10.30 is quite unusual, even though I had managed the same in September at the Golden Traube) on my last visit. We were eating Apfelstrudel and drinking coffee on the Bruckenschenke by 11.00. It would soon be time for a Curry-Heute.

What’s that coming over the hill?

The Taj Mahal in Bernkastel was the reason why Hector had Marg in agreement that we should walk over the hill to Bernkastel. On a dull, drizzly day this was not totally enjoyable. The muddy path and the increasing body temperatures saw two entities emerge on the far side. Thankfully the hillside auberge was open – even in November!


After the Karahi Gosht we checked the times of the buses back: only four and a half hours later. The locals appeared to be erecting some sort of ‘shanty town’ in the spaces in front of the medieval buildings. They must have something planned.
There was nothing more to look forward to than the walk back. In the dark. We might see Bambi?


No Bier Today?
The Golden Traube had to be the venue for our evening meal. Marilise welcomed us and Richard exchanged his usual banter throughout the visit. Rosé wine was Marg’s choice and so there was no Bier consumed, at all. Hector in Deutschland for over 12 hours…?



Marg had ordered Rumpsteak with Krauterbutter, Hector the Mosel Menu. The Chef was having a bad night. I turned down an omelette, Fish and asked what had happened to my Soup before they admitted that the entire order had been cocked up. Marg had her steak, decidedly not ‘Durch’, and Hector had the Fish. Two courtesy Desserts (each) more than made up for the missing Pork. The Hot Berries over Vanilla Ice-cream is…superb…

Bier Time
Hami’s was smoky. A couple of Gaffel Kölsch and we escaped to Frank’s. Marg was tired, Hector was tired. A couple of Reissdorf Kölsch and it was time to retire.


Just look how wonderful Traben-Trarbach is this fine Sunday morning. This is definitely the place to be, so we left.

Sunday – Köln the home of Kölsch

Just the three trains took us to Köln. The IC was far superior to the normal RE; DB had made an offer for two singles that was way cheaper than the normal SW.
Hector had Lasagne in Heumarkt whilst Marg had Soup. This is crucial information.

Bier in our time (OK, I have used this before)
The Gaffelhaus was the first port of call. Dr Stan has promised to take us somewhere close by next month where the third best Kölsch is served Direkt vom Fass. Logic suggested we go back towards Barbarossplatz and ‘do Reissdorf’ early. The Tardis at Poststrasse took us above ground adjacent to Kleingriechenmarkt – the home of the finest Kölsch, by far!


Hector did the litre, well I had to make the visit worthwhile. Smoking in the main bar area – why is this tolerated, permitted, whatever? Bayern has certainly made the correct decisions. It is mystery as to exactly what the raison d’être is behind smoking rules in Nord Rhein Westphalia.
Back on the U-Bahn and a visit to Sünner (Salzgasse 13), will it had to be now or later…

Hector Bingo

Marg decided to have her main meal of the day. This is also crucial information. Marg recalls the occasionally told story of when Hector organised the Bon Accord trip to Köln-Düsseldorf. We split our group in two and ordered a 5l Tower’ each. A race ensued. Russell’s team was losing so we offered to help them finish theirs first. The self congratulations ended when they realised what had happened to their supply of Kölsch! We then ended our visit to Sünner in a more leisurely manner.


Do you remember Sion?
Hector had forgotten the Haxenhaus. Marg had not. We stopped off there for another Gaffel and a Baileys. Marg had the Baileys. Hector’s spectacles remained intact – unlike during my first visit where the pressure of the crowd was excessive. There was a grassy knoll too where my flashgun mysteriously disappeared…I blame Lord Clive.

Minutes later Hector and Marg sat down in the Sion taproom. Just the single test tube was consumed. I think. The main event – Früh am Dom was seconds away.


Strangely we were advised that the Keller was closing early, being a Sunday and so we took our place in the main room. No smoke in Früh, Gaffel or Sünner. This is civilised. At 22.50 they were still serving Schweinhaxen. Hector was not interested in these; it was time for a Curry-Heute at Kamasutra!








The Monday Holiday – or the day Deutsche Bahn let Hector down

The 11.40 from Köln to Krefeld stopped at Neuss It never moved another cm. Eventually we were advised that the train was going nowhere and the word ‘Strassenbahn’ was clearly heard. Having now missed a connection there was no way Hector and Marg were going to miss their flight from Weeze. Just the €110 for the taxi from Neuss to Weeze…

A Happy Ending

There is no point spending one’s entire holiday Monday travelling is Marg’s philosophy and so Hector was permitted to join the Chaps at ‘the other place’. On entering they were leaving: ah....the Drum and Monkey was selling Thornbridge Jaipur and Brewdog IPA. Oh well then.

Guess what?

Marg could not pass the Mother India Café : she went to the new overflow venue and had a Curry-Heute! What is going on?