Saturday 27 February 2010

Steve, do you fancy a 'swift half'...in Traben-Trabach?

Hector turns the clock back, it is time for a one night trip to Deutschland.



Mr O'Leary has done away with all Friday night flights to The Fatherland and so needs must. Glasgow (Prestwick) used to be the airport of choice, these days it is from the capital: you'll have had your direct bus from Glasgow to Edinburgh Aiport?


Zwolf Grad hier am Traben-Trarbach, almost short sleeve muster.






















Watching Das Bundesliga live in the Türmschen, Hector observes that the standard ain't that Spezial.
Stuttgart have yet to score, so Mein Host is ...update...Frankfurt score...Stuttgart are losing...a sharp exit?...nay...Weez are at home...Stuttgart equalize! Bring on the Franziskaner.
What a screamer, Cacau, Stuttgart go ahead right on Halpzeit...party on....












Stuttgart win...Hoffenheim's second goal against Hertha Berlin? Skill! Steve reckons he can do that trick....maybe the Bundesliga is beyond the SPL...













And so we left the 'Station Bar' and headed towards 'The Bridge'. The Bruckenschenke occupies both floors of the gateway arch to Trarbach, this is a very special place too. The first big staff (7 years ago?) trip saw us occupy the upper room all afternoon, a later trip saw us take the salute as the carnival parade passed uderneath. Usually one sits watching the barges heading up and down the Mosel. If it is a Sunday afternoon one is usally having Kafe und Kuchen, oftentimes it is bier. Today is Kolsch! of the Gaffel variety.





Dinner at the Golden Traube is becoming another ritual. Bottles of Weissburgunder were favoured over the draught perfume the Germans call Pils. The Moselmenu at €18 remains excellent value even with the terrible state of Sterling. The animal dripping with bacon bits and bread is an immense entree. This was devoured, more was demanded, it was provided. The soup, the inevitable pork main course and wait for it........ vanilla ice cream with pour your own massive hot raspberries! Hector does not typically do dessert, however, this is of Carlsberg proportions.













Marilise aka Frau Allmacher served us well, but where was Mein Host? Richard duly arrived and after warming up his violin at the big table we would normally occupy on the far side, he and Steve on acoustic guitar were having their usual jam.

We were at the Traube for three hours!

Hector was last out!




Hami's across the road was quiet. However a chap who calls himslef 'Bocki' recognised us and kept ordering the cough mixture known as Jaegermeister. We returned the pleasure, he bought us more... not a good idea...We were there for the Altbier and the Kolsch.

Finally it is back home to the Altstadt Cafe to find Frank at his usual place behind the bar and Rosi on the preferred side. Reissdorf Kolsch is surely the best?

The early rise for a 09.45 flight to Scotland is always a killer. Fortunately we would be back to accompany the happy chappies at the Bon Accord where surely Glasgow Rangers would beat the other mob and go ten points clear?

Tuesday 23 February 2010

Memories of Memmingen, and unforgettable Ulm

Avid readers will know that in mid November, a large troop of us took advantage of Mr O’Leary’s kind offer of flight to ‘München West’ as the Allgäu Airport has now been renamed by Ryanair. Early research had suggested that Memmingen may be a destination in its own right. However, when it came to booking accommodation, the choices were quite restricted.

Unfortunately the Ryanair flight from Edinburgh connects with the worst possible train to Ulm, a whole hour instead of a possible 23 minutes or so. There was still some light when Marg and Hector arrived at Ulm Hbf. Boy was it cold. The Comfor Hotel, Blaubeurer Strasse was just far enough to merit a taxi. Soon we were wandering back into town and discovered a most annoying trait of this city. There is no way to cross the railway line to/from the station. It is a long detour on the ring road to access the Altstadt from the west side of the town. (Plans for a pedestrian bridge were on a billboard…)








The Münster certainly rivals Köln! It is as shear standing alone in the main platz. Kaffee und Kuchen
was mandatory for one of us. Hector watched.
Soon the primary purpose of the trip was underway, Gold Ochsen (Veitsbrunnenweg 3) had to be visited. The plant is actually reminiscent of the Hofbräu building at Tegernsee, yet there is nothing monastic, apparently about this building. There is no brewery tap in this city that the gateman was willing to offer. The shop had just closed. Fortunately we were able to fit in a quick visit the following morning to secure the bold, white polo shirt.
























The postcards on view gave a simple summary of the more touristic attractions. We soon found ourselves passing the impressive Rathauskeller on the way down to the riverside. Ah, the Danube is still an impressive river even this far from the Black Sea. May Hector mention that this is not the source!
Even in the mid winter darkness, the Fischergasse looked as though it had atmosphere. Enough of this distraction, time for a taste of the Gold Ochsen Helles. The Allgäuer Hof, Fischergasse 12, seemed a homely place and despite being set up for evening meals, we were made welcome and the Helles was duly brought. Superb! Kellerbier was also on offer and even Andechs Doppelbock vom fass! This place would be a good back up if nothing else is discovered.








Hector had done his research.

The Historiche Brauhaus Dreikannen, Hafenbad 3, we had passed on our way up to the brewery. This place was thoroughly charming. One suspects in summer it would be transformed with the inevitable throng outside. On a cold February night this was perfect. The house bier was ‘Humpfen’. Actually it was not that bad… One supposes it is brewed by the factory at the top of the street; however, Doris was not very helpful. ‘Is it a Helles?’…No. ‘Is it an Ungespundit?’…No. Just bring it.





















Whatever, it was a dark gold and decidedly different from the Gold Ochsen Original as Hector had absorbed the apposite nomenclature for the local brew. A superb meal was served and Ulm felt like a good choice of destination. We retired to another locale the Herrenkeller, Herrengasse 4. This had all the tell tale signs of having been an old brewhouse. Any comments? That we returned the next night, says much for the relaxed ambience here.

A fast train to Memmingen

Despite what the Bert at Memmingen Bahnhof had muttered the previous day, the Bayern Ticket is valid from Ulm, Baden-Württemberg to Memmingen, Bayern. This will be taken advantage of in September when the Bon Accord Travel Club returns to the Cannstatter Volksfest in Stuttgart!




One could not help notice the Tandoori across from the station in November.. .it was open, now! Despite having found an Indian restaurant in Ulm, this was very much a case of chapatti in the hand.
To describe the starter as the tastiest Indian soup ever is praise indeed. Hector has discovered that when the starters are good, the curry is not. The curry sauce was excellent. The lamb was probably ‘tandooried’ which is not my favourite. Next time the fish. There will be a next time!







Memmingen is small but perfectly formed. The historic core has impressive architecture. The snow was piled up high, bulldozers were collecting it, perhaps to take it to Canada for the Winter Olympics? After Marg had her shot at being a tourist it was down to business. The Blackberry guided us out of town and towards the ring road, Dr.-Karl-Lenz-Str. 68.





Inevitably, this was another factory, but the gateman was most helpful. He finally understood hector’s perfekt Dutch (sic) and suggested we try Zum Strauss in Ulmer Strasse. Negotiating even more of the town wall and portals the street was found. The Schwarz Ochsen was on a corner with an arch which clearly had Schenke inscribed on the stone arch. Behind was a modern looking wooden industrial building. The former brewery site? This was soon confirmed at Zum Staruss,Ulmer Strasse 13 . Five local biers on tap, this was quite a place. The Export was again another impressive Helles. The weizen, Kartäuser Hefe, had to be tried. Was ‘Derek Noon’ an influence here? It was quite thin, but the bananas were huge. A most unlikely surprise. This is a Hector recommendation!

























Our second night in Ulm had its frustrations. The Zunfthaus der Schiffleute, Fischergass 31, looked impressive in the loal guide. Despite being a Tuesday night in February, this place was full. We adjourned to the nearby Allgauer Hof and were asked to sit at the bar and wait for a table. This place is clearly famous for its Pfannenkuchen. It will now become famous for the fact that after thirty minutes, Hector and Marg walked out. The Restaurant Zur Lochmühle, Gerbergasse 6 was empty and fed us well. Gold Ochsen is superb anywhere.





The Barfüsser Hausbrauerei, Am Lautenberg 1, was a classic modern day micro. The bier tasted homemade and is everything Hector wishes to avoid. The upstairs is a much better venue than the downstairs, be warned. And so it was back to the Herrenkeller and quality bieren.

Saturday 13 February 2010

Glasgow, Hector's Home

Is that a blue sky above München?



There is a bright yellow light in the sky that we have not seen clearly for this entire trip. Surely, Stelios will have no feeble excuse to pull the flights?

A security issue

Marg bought Hector 200ml of quality Senf in the departure lounge two days ago. Is this not the ultimate irony of the application of the no liquids rule?
And it was goodbye to the Senf...unless Marg checked it in. Aye, right! €2.20, if that is our only additional outlay today, we will have won a watch.

In a statement of total confidence in easyJet, Hector changes into a clean wardrobe...now for my next trick...

Hector's handheld technology confirms the inbound is airborne and on time. The first Bier Today should be with the chaps at the Allison Arms.

Hector and Marg board plane @ 14.04.



Safely home at The Allison Arms

Friday 12 February 2010

Tegernsee, Hector's House

The snow lay on the ground, six feet deep; Hector had to stand on his hands, to warm his feet.






Today's Blog is dedicated to The Stalybridge Six.
The theme could be relieve The München Two.

It is an ill wind that blows nobody any good. You can take Marg to bier but you can't make her drink. You must be Don Francisco's sister? No, it's a greater pleasure for me. Your turn...






Here the Helles is always Spezial. The soup is always goulash. Who said Tegernsee is a one trick pony?

They sell a splendid array of postcards here too.

Marg amuses herself with tea, deep fried camembert with cranberry, then apple donuts with ice cream. Hector watches in amusement.


The Sleazy website suggests all München departures are kosher today, pity we are scheduled for tomorrow.
One thinks: he who laughs last...

Thursday 11 February 2010

Hector stranded in Europe!

easyJet let us down and leave Marg and Hector in München for an extra two days.

What is Hector to do?



Last night almost went to plan. Hector and Marg found a decent seat in the Hofbräuhaus facing the spot where München´s most famous musician would sit. Eye contact was made and Reinhold duly sat with us during his break. He was shown his part of the Blog and took the details away with him. Reinhold drinking a litre of water: "I´m driving." What is the world coming to?














A charming mature American couple joined us towards the end of our stay. They knew their bier. Irsee, a new brewing Kloster on a lake? We need to do more research. They are now on their way to Brugge, and no, nobody got soaked at this proclamation!



Arriving at the Indian Mango, to give the restaurant its full name, in the thickening snow...at 21.00...closed, inevitably. No customers for an hour.

And so up to the Augustiner Tap and Edelstoff, for a change. As written before, when one finds something one likes... There is pan dish with a small pork knuckle, a quarter duck, and a pork fillet, or was it turkey? Either way, this was a meal and a half. Not a vegetable in sight.



And the soon to be former Mein Host of course remembered Hector from Silvester!

This morning started with the usual excellent breakfast for all at the Royal Hotel. Saturn had nothing to tempt Hector and so coffee at Andechs am Dom was in order. The snow was becoming even thicker underfoot. And so back to the Mango for the Fish Badami, a creamy sauce with a hint of coconut.

Rather than wander around the city in the continuinally falling snow, it was decided to go and sit it out at the aiport. The Blackberry gave me a departure gate long before the board did. We cleared security, alone, no queue, nobody but us. There were delayed flights then a few Lufthansa domestic cancellations. Hector broke with tradition and had a bier at the airport Hofbräu Helles. We sat watching the snow ploughs do their bit and marvelled at how efficient jet engines are at blowing snow off the runway...just keep the planes flying and surely all would be well?



All was well until a familiar accent was overheard to say the dreaded phrase...

And so the moment Hector has dreaded in ten years of cheap flights...straight on to the one man with a PC in front of him at work, and a credit card if necessary.
Howard managed to get us on a Saturday flight back to Edinburgh.

A big thanks to Howard.

On leaving the Royal this morning Hector had discussed with Mein Hosts the possibility of having to return. The Kharazis will be surprised to see us at breakfast tomorrow!

Marg has definitely missed her hockey meetings tonight. She could arrive in Edinburgh on Saturday in time for the second half of her hockey match, but with no kit, ooh er missus.

Reality bites: what is a man to do, stuck in München?

For a start, Hector did some washing. Domestic chores, always so practical.

Marg has suggested a train ride tomorrow to a lake not too far away... Tegernsee I think she meant... Oh well, if she insists... and there is tonight and tomorrow night...just the two of us... will Marg cope? Will Hector run out of clean t-shirts? Will someone mention Brugge? Can we fit in a visit to the new Indien?

All this and more will be revealed in days to come. Photos will be inserted too, ....if we ever get back to Blighty.

Wednesday 10 February 2010

In München steht ein Mango House

The rest of the people on this trip are in the shower, Hector was not invited.


It is snowing here in the fun capital of Sud Bayern. Since we arrived in Ulm/Memingen the highest temperature I have witnessed is +0.1C. Let us hope Mr Stelios sends his plane for us tomorrow and does not wimp out.




Meanwhile the fun can begin proper after an afternoon "shopping" and an eternal ten minute visit to the Spielzeugmuseum (Toy). The Glockenspiel Cafe (Marienplatz 25)is Marg´s clear favourite coffee house in this city. The lady has been entertained, now it is the time for more masculine pursuits, sorry to all female readers who like bier.

Marg and Hector are off to the Hofbräuhaus: hopefully Herr Frank will be playing and he can be shown his blog presence. The fish curry at Mango awaits and then up to the Augustiner tap.

News

In Schillerstrasse, the old basement Weissbierkeller is no more: and Indien Restaurant now occupies the spot. However, on a one day visit it will have to wait.

Tuesday 9 February 2010

Im Memmingen steht ein Curry House

Hector is waiting patiently for Manchester blogs so that the Barrel Party can be written up...how can he regale the troops with tales of bier at Ulm and Memmingen?

These tales will be told, songs will be sung...meanwhile, on a train from Memmingen to Ulm, Hector wishes it to known that The Tandoori at Memmingen Bahnhof does an excellent curry.

Hector will be back for the fish.